The Boy Who Cried "Strap On"

Since my roommate Clarese and I are starting a podcast this upcoming week, I figured I'd put some teaser material out here early. This is an experimental section we'll call "Craigslist Winners". And yes, that title is dripping with sarcasm.

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This is freaking hilarious!

Guess he found this pretty intimidating.

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From: 
To: q2jzp-3628582578@pers.craigslist.org
Sent: Wed, Feb 20, 2013 02:51:12 GMT+00:00
Subject: strap on - m4w - 23 (518)

Hello,

My name is --- and I absolutely love strap on play. I have experience
as a professional dom and some sub experience (as a female switch). I've
attached my pic. Feel free to email me back yours.

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From: 
To: "lakers518@gmail.com" <lakers518@gmail.com>
Sent: Wed, Feb 20, 2013 19:39:52 GMT+00:00
Subject: Re: strap on - m4w - 23 (518)

Hey what's up ---..nice pic..would u be interested in using a strap-on on me?

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From: 
To: "lakers518@gmail.com" <lakers518@gmail.com>
Sent: Wed, Feb 20, 2013 19:39:52 GMT+00:00
Subject: Re: strap on - m4w - 23 (518)

Do you have a pic? 

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From: 
To: "lakers518@gmail.com" <lakers518@gmail.com>
Sent: Wed, Feb 20, 2013 20:51:28 GMT+00:00
Subject: Re: strap on - m4w - 23 (518)

Yea I do..but id like to talk a little more before I send it..what r u into and what kind of a thing would u like to do..sry im just new to this and don't know what to expected but im basically just looking for a girl who would fuck me with a strap on

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From: 
To: "lakers518@gmail.com" <lakers518@gmail.com>
Sent: Thu, Feb 21, 2013 02:01:01 GMT+00:00
Subject: Re: strap on - m4w - 23 (518)

I am serious I really want to do this..cool im from ---- to


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From: 
To: "lakers518@gmail.com" <lakers518@gmail.com>
Sent: Thu, Feb 21, 2013 02:01:01 GMT+00:00
Subject: Re: strap on - m4w - 23 (518)

Pic?

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From: 
To: "lakers518@gmail.com" <lakers518@gmail.com>
Sent: Thu, Feb 21, 2013 02:01:01 GMT+00:00
Subject: Re: strap on - m4w - 23 (518)

How do i know your pic is u? If u send me another pic of u ill send u mine

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From: 
To: "lakers518@gmail.com" <lakers518@gmail.com>
Sent: Thu, Feb 21, 2013 02:01:01 GMT+00:00
Subject: Re: strap on - m4w - 23 (518)

Oh, well, then I suppose you have the ability to shove a strap on in your own ass. Too bad your head is already there. Good luck finding a mistress with that kind of annoying, flaky demeanor and endless series of emails where you waffle back and forth like a sissy bitch.